I know nobody cares, but I drive a rice rocket. 

So the other day I was walking to my car, and this dude who works for the same company as I do was revving his car at me.  This is sorta how it went

Other worker:  broom broom broom broom

Me: walk walk walk walk walk

Other worker: broom broom broom broom

Me: walk walk walk oh my rice rocket!

Other worker: broom broom broom broom

Me:  Gets in the car

Other worker: broom broom broom

Me: is this guy going to stop?

Other worker: broom broom broom

Me: Nah I shouldn't its a parking lot

Other worker: brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Me: fine just once

Other worker: brm brm brm broooooooooooom

Me: prr, whhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooosh pew pew pew pew pew

Other worker: wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf!~

Me: lolz lolz lolz lolz lolz

Other worker: wtf wtf wtf 

Me: pew lolz pew lolz pew lolz pew lolz lolz lolz lolz pew pew pew

Other worker: wtf brooom broom wtf brooom broom

Me: pew lolz pew lolz pew lolz

Other worker: wtf wtf wtf broom wtf  wtf is that?

Me: lolz lolz lolz lolz pew pew pew pew pew lolz lolz

Other worker: its a rice rocket!

Me: goes to lunch

The end!  Hope you guys loved it